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Monday, May 26, 2008

Spitting Nerd Game

Over at Zaius Nation, the Doctor has posted his best geeky pickup lines. If you're any kind of self-respecting nerd (a term I do not consider an oxymoron), you'll check these out in order to up your chances of sealing the deal with an actual human female. My top three favorites follow:

You're like an exothermic reaction - you spread your hotness everywhere!

I'm the droid you're looking for.

Hi. They call me Dr. McCoy but you can call me "Bones."
If you laughed out loud at more than one of those, I hope that you either have a well made blow-up doll or that you own Microsoft. Good luck.

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