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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Barack To The Future

Knowing that he'll cure cancer was one thing but changing the timeline is pretty impressive; no wonder Clinton has been having so much trouble. From Oliver Willis:

In extended comments Wolfson said, “we intend to show that sometime in late January of 2008 this time traveling DeLorean somehow altered history. In the original, true timeline Senator Clinton won all the states on Super Tuesday and quickly became the Democratic nominee for president. Yet, right now Senator Obama is going to be the nominee and that disruption of the space time continuum is clearly to blame.
You just knew that there was something going on; how on Earth could this guy have known that people would want change during an expensive, hugely unpopular war and a fragile, tanking economy? To me, that doesn't say informed common sense and political savvy. That says time travel. If he switches his campaign theme song to "The Power of Love", we'll know for sure.

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