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Friday, April 4, 2008

I Know Bear Kung-Fu

That sound you just heard was Stephen Colbert shitting a brick at the sight of this news footage from Japan. Claude is an Asiatic Black bear in the A-sa Zoological park in Hiroshima that has been obsessed with twirling big sticks with ninja-like skill since he arrived there 6 years ago. It's unknown whether his twirling is dysfunctional or just an exhibition of his ursine ass-kicking abilities. Either way, it's very entertaining and eerily human:

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